the cosmos is also within us

December 2011

On Victorian Porn

• Jai: WHO ACTUALLY TYPES THE WORD TITTIES IN SERIOUS PROSE?
• GOD
• Rini: VICTORIANS.
• VICTORIANS DID, JAI.
• Jai: I'M DESCENDED FROM THEM
• QUEEN VICKY MADE MY PEOPLE DANCE
• Rini: WELP, I GUESS THAT'S ON YOU, BROSIS.
• Jai: SHIT
• THIS IS MY FAULT
• Rini: BECAUSE THEY JUST SHOT AT MINE, AND THE OTHER HALF WAS GERMANS.
• IT IS.
• YOU ARE GENETICALLY RELATED TO BAD PORN.
• Jai: OHNO
• ALSO THIS IS GOING ON TUMBLR
• Rini: /CACKLE

Dec 31, 2011

#jai and rini fight crime

On American commercials.

• praseodymium: C.A. THERE'S A HIP IMPLANT RECALL
• I LOVE U.S. TV
• every other commercial is like CLASS ACTION LAWSUITPALOOZA
• CA: Laughing. So hard.
• praseodymium: IF YOU HAD A HIP REPLACEMENT
• AND NEEDED A SECOND SURGERY
• CA: LOLOOLOL
• praseodymium: CALL NOW
• CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
• CA: I always fidn those commercials hilarious.
• find*
• praseodymium: IF YOU TOOK PROZACS AND GAVE BIRTH TO A TWO HEADED MUTANT, CALL NOW
• CA: BRB - dying of laughter
• praseodymium: :D
• CA: that was awesome
• praseodymium: Then there's the commercials for people who've already WON lawsuits but who want all their structured settlement payments NAO
• CA: NEED CASH NOW!
• praseodymium: CALL J G WENTWOOOOOORTH
• CA: LOL
• praseodymium: 877 CASH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
• CA: I like the one where they're dancing around on the bus wantin their monies
• I laugh EVERYTIME
• praseodymium: :D
• I want a structured settlement
• I should find someone to sue.
• I'm living in the United States, it should be easy
• CA: Be American. sue someone
• XD

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