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Is this what burn-out feels like?

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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colchrishadfield:

An unexpected taste of Canada here in the United Arab Emirates. Black coffee and a maple donut at 44 deg C.

Oh my god.

colchrishadfield:

An unexpected taste of Canada here in the United Arab Emirates. Black coffee and a maple donut at 44 deg C.

Oh my god.

WHY YES I AM FRONT-LOADING MY INBOX

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

iraffiruse

[crushed under the massive weight of grown up responsibilities]

aaaa noooo

Update for all of my gaming buddies: I have out of town visitors coming for the weekend and Real Life things to take care of. If I’ve already planned something this week, I’m good to go but other than that I’ll just be… Unavailable.

"Ugh, fine, I’ll do it so you stop TALKING to me about it." :D

calleo:

Whenever Bi’ev does some thing nice, it’s almost guaranteed that it’s to get someone else to stop yapping in his ear about the underlying problem.

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He has a few things he could offer.

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

slicknyc:

guardianofscrewingup:

slicknyc:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

Ah, nostalgia for things you never had. Its cute in how naive it is.

IDK I mean the generation after us grew up with Bush as president, two major wars, a rise in cyberbullying, and a rise in school shootings, among other things, and a collapsing job market.  
It’s totally naive to think it’s perfect tho, but I can see having a little “wish I’d lived in that time” nostalgia because I feel like I’m way better off than my sister, especially in getting my foot in the door at a good job before the economy downturn.  
But man I feel old. 
ps Hi Will, it’sa me! Saphie! 

SAPHIE!!! Good lord, its been so long.
And you are old. We can chill out the porch with our rocking chairs.
But when it comes to nostalgia like that, you have to remember that we filter out the bad stuff about the past. We only watch our favorite old movies, sing the songs that really stuck with us, only download the best videogames and so on, while all the stuff we disliked fades away into obscurity. So all they see is the best of the 90s, without the massive piles of crap that were released at the same time that we had to slog through just to get to the good stuff.

WHOA WHAT
SAPHIE HI

slicknyc:

guardianofscrewingup:

slicknyc:

clawfoottub:

theacheofmodernism:

GUYS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

That is so adorable.

Ah, nostalgia for things you never had. Its cute in how naive it is.

IDK I mean the generation after us grew up with Bush as president, two major wars, a rise in cyberbullying, and a rise in school shootings, among other things, and a collapsing job market.  

It’s totally naive to think it’s perfect tho, but I can see having a little “wish I’d lived in that time” nostalgia because I feel like I’m way better off than my sister, especially in getting my foot in the door at a good job before the economy downturn.  

But man I feel old. 

ps Hi Will, it’sa me! Saphie! 

SAPHIE!!! Good lord, its been so long.

And you are old. We can chill out the porch with our rocking chairs.

But when it comes to nostalgia like that, you have to remember that we filter out the bad stuff about the past. We only watch our favorite old movies, sing the songs that really stuck with us, only download the best videogames and so on, while all the stuff we disliked fades away into obscurity. So all they see is the best of the 90s, without the massive piles of crap that were released at the same time that we had to slog through just to get to the good stuff.

WHOA WHAT

SAPHIE HI

theacheofmodernism
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